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I missed the Academy Awards tonite, but I had to share Justin Vivian Bond’s tweets, which I cut-and-pasted from v’s FB wall. There should be a book of JVB zingers and witticisms, the likes of which tonite, from what I hear, were funnier than Ellen’s! JVB is such a sardonic wit, check out Putin is the New Kitty Litter , from her vid series, The Drunk News, to see what I mean.

Following JVB’s tweets are a couple of FB posts made by Prince Terrence, (a NYC-based DJ), that I also found funny. I was going to post a whole thread I came upon about Gabourey Sidibe’s weight, where people were alternately mean, embarrassed or worried for her, but I won’t add to the scrutiny. As I commented, much of it seemed misguided and unhealthy, the very criticisms being waged at her, as IMHO its her life and her career and there are far more productive ways to address issues of health and obesity. She must be so overwhelmed by fame and the spotlight that any defensive posture on her part they read as arrogance has to be understandable. Still, I guess its the same as when people get very disturbed by seeing someone anorexic, they insist it must be addressed, its life-threatening, etc. I don’t know, for me there’s a fine line between collective concern and moral bullying when it comes to dealing with the idea of self-harm…

As for the best dressed lists, W’s picks make me think I didn’t miss much, sartorially speaking (Tina Fey’s dress, srsly?), and British Vogue left me equally blah (though I loved the trend of navy/inky blue). Pharrell and Helen Lasichanh both in suits by Lanvin did make me happy, though!

The best thing about Jennifer Lawrence is that I prefer to watch her act more than anything else she does. #Oscars2014

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“On point.” Put that on the “no-fly” list with “age appropriate”, fashion common taters.

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Jessica Biel said her earrings are from “Tiffany’s”. Does she also shop at “Walmart’s”? #Oscar2014

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Amy Adams Gucci Couture dress is gorge. Her hair took quite a shellacking though. #Oscar2014

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Jared Leto’s “Indian Earth” blush really “sets off” his bow tie. #contouring #ombrethathairqueen

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Hey Noami Watts! Sharon Stone wants her eyebrows back! #Oscars2014

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Lupita Nyong’o Nairobi Blue custom Prada. #perfection #nairobiblue

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Maureen Ellen McLaughlin Nairobi Blue. She is stunning
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Pharrell #girl #werque!

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I wish Pharrell was on love with me. He is so mahje! #shorts #Revolutionaryfashion

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The whole room just collectively sighed when Lupita Nyong’o emerged from her car! #Oscar2014

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I hate “Buddy” talk. Unless it’s the guy at the Mexican joint I order from cause he makes me feel like Bea Arthur.

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Just saw a Skinny Girl wine collection ad. Thought they said “Whine Collection”. Have they ever been to NYC? You don’t have to collect that

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Kristen Bell has “catfish” bangs. They look whiskery. #Oscar2014

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Kristen Chenoweth must like the taste of her lip gloss because she won’t stop licking her lips. #sexylizardmama

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Anna Kendrick just backed out of her limo because, clearly, she’s featuring the back of her dress!

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Kathy Hudson no!!
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Liza has blue hair! She’s looking like Elvis Herselvis!!!

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The term “age appropriate” should only be applied to people who are not adult -especially when it comes to fashion.

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The 12 years a slave director’s wife is white #REPARATIONS
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Lili Haze apparently so, however i didn’t find the film to be that great. the story is great. but I didn’t care for the film it self. it will only win due to its historically value.
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Erick Cintrón Django was better.
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Lili Haze so is the lead actors wife
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Lili Haze lol
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Krystal Kondo It was a completely accurate adaptation of the book…
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Bridgett Brown Lmao
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U2 is what happens when good bands don’t break up soon enough.
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アリエ ル Also Depeche Mode. Staying together and sobriety. Gawd.

The premature death thing did wonders for so many others…
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Siobhan Eyeris Carter lmaooo
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Richie Panic PREACH
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Jane Ursula Harris but we’re talking like 20+ years ago they should’ve quit
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POSTSCRIPT: Cintra Wilson’s recap/screed was pretty entertaining as well!

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